Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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