Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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