your parents love me but you hate me
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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