I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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