i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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