i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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