Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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I need you to use more vowels.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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