Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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