just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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