cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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