I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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