Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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