Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she pinky promised me she was 18
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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