You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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