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I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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