i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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