does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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