i just had sex bonerless
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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