She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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