brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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