she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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