OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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