I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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