fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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