I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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