I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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