It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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