when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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