Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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