when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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