let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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