well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
why do cheetos always look like penises
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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