no. you can't hotbox the world.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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