And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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