i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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