yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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