forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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