I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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