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(716): View more from New York

I can text with my tongue

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(256): View more from Alabama

You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.

(256): View more from Alabama

Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.

(1-256): View more from Alabama

Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.

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(404): View more from Georgia

The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed

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(917): View more from New York City

Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer

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