It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
