Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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