so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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