She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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