Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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