? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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