The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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