The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
