Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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