Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.