Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person