the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends