im drinking this country out of the recession.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
