But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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