Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
