So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
