you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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