How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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