It's Friday. Sex?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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