we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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